Random Humor
This random humor page is dedicated to those
things that I find humorous.
By Dingy Davits, humorist  
South Texas Sailing
Sept. 25, 2010 Five Lanes on Loop 410
means 5 times as much traffic.  
morning, two additional lanes open without
easy. I got there in 20 minutes.  Uh Oh, the
rest of the city noticed. This morning
(Friday) and this afternoon, the amount of
traffic had grown by 2/3rds. If increasing the
number of lanes increases traffic, perhaps
the way to reduce traffic is to reduce the
number of lanes.
How about loop 410
having one lane in each direction?

Sept. 24, 2010 But I Want My Phone, It's
Not Fair!
When I was leaving the school,
this Friday afternoon, at 5:30, I went through
the office area. I encountered a parent and
high school student looking for an
administrator or secretary. The parent had
come to pick up her son's cell phone that
had been collected by a staff member during
the day. I explained that all the
administrative staff and secretaries had left
for the day. I've found adolescent's thought
processes run like this. "I'm not supposed to
be using my phone during class. So when
my phone gets taken up during class, I'm
going to get upset and demand it back. It's
not fair!"  On the other hand, an mature
thought pattern would say. I need my phone
for the weekend and my mom can't get here
until 5:30. I'd better make sure my phone is
off and out of sight until school is out.  
Adolescent logic is amazing.

Sept. 23, 2010 Every Time I Touch the
Darn Thing, It Does Something
 I got a
new phone last week. It is one of those new
fangled fancy phones with a touch screen.
I've had a steep learning curve because
every time I touch the screen something
happens whether I want it to or not.  A few
days ago, I had it in my front pants pocket. I
had my hand in my pocket and was idly
playing with the phone in my pocket. I
managed to call the first number in my
contact list and install her number in speed
I miss my old phone.

Sept. 9, 2010 Shame On Me For Being
 Sometimes I've got to shake my
head in wonder about the thought patterns
of the students. A student complained to the
administration about my teaching style. The
student complained that I had prepared
transparencies ahead of time to teach from.  
For shame that I actually prepared
for a lesson
by summarizing confusing
material and placing in on a transparency in
a more concise format for the benefit of the

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